Putin the Commiedian
From Moscow desk:
Putin have much envy of Zelensky success as comedian. So Vlad has now standup routine:
“First joke: I find out NATO stand for Not Allowed To Obliterate. I am glad Russia not member.
Next joke: I am wearing sweat pants right now that have no fly zone.
Next joke: I went looking for nookie. Instead I find nuke.
Next joke: Biden say I am aggressor. So I say to him ‘tanks a lot. Many tanks a lot.’
One more next joke:
They say I hit civilian Target. I was aiming for civilian WalMart. Oops. I miss.”