Putin the Commiedian

From Moscow desk:

Putin have much envy of Zelensky success as comedian. So Vlad has now standup routine:

“First joke: I find out NATO stand for Not Allowed To Obliterate. I am glad Russia not member.

Next joke: I am wearing sweat pants right now that have no fly zone.

Next joke: I went looking for nookie. Instead I find nuke.

Next joke: Biden say I am aggressor. So I say to him ‘tanks a lot. Many tanks a lot.’

One more next joke:

They say I hit civilian Target. I was aiming for civilian WalMart. Oops. I miss.”

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